Yesterday, a woman came in, and looked at a Mustang. We got her to about 354 a month with zero down, including a 7 year 100k mile warranty. She left "to each lunch and think about it". She called back, apparently insurance was too high (she was wanting to put her 14 year old son on the insurance). I called today to thank her for coming in and looking at our inventory, and to offer to help her out with whatever she needed in her search for a new vehicle...she bought a Dodge Charger last night, and decided to keep her son off the insurance. I keep hearing the adage "Buyers are liars" reverberating in my head, and decided to go 'old school' - you come on my lot, and you're going to buy something.
About an hour later, around lunchtime, an elderly couple came up on the lot. I walked 'em around my lot, and took them to another lot - all in all, they spent 4 hours in the heat looking at vehicles (being I was especially irritated at the earlier call, and this couple's extreme choosiness -> chevy silverado, 2 wheel drive, low miles, never been smoked in, under 20,000 dollars).
They tried the whole "We'll need to discuss it", which got the response "What's there to discuss? You're not going to get a better deal anywhere else, sign here." Which brought up "We want our son in law to look at it, we'll be back tomorrow night" - a ha, learned my lesson last time... "Here, you take my truck, and I'll keep your truck". They're in the truck as I type this, albeit they're about 200 miles away, I did guarantee that they WILL be back tomorrow, and, having had a decent night's rest, I'll be ready to walk them around the lot for another four hours tomorrow if that's what it takes to get them to buy.
Wear 'em out and wear 'em down, sooner or later, they'll be too damned tired to turn you down. Not exactly the way I WANT to do business, but I guess the only way to make sales is to fight fire with fire.